We're just this big family with a lot of drama and a lot of issues, and there's someone here for everyone to relate to. - Kris Jenner to The Hollywood Reporter.
In case it wasn't obvious before how similar the Kardashians were to Sarah Palin,  this quote and its affiliated article, which takes us inside the world  of Kim, Khloe and company, makes it more apparent than ever: both  parties have perfected the art of coming across like the Average Joe...
...  while raking in the sort of cash scarcely seen by the average stock  broker. In 2010 alone, it's now been revealed, the Kardashian made $65  million. That's about 65 million more dollars than positive  contributions made to society.
As the clear brains behind the family's financial success, Kris Jenner tells the trade she was faced with a dilemma when the Kim Kardashian sex tape came out in 2007:
I  had to cry and get upset in the privacy of my own room and then come  out and help her, because she's my daughter... All I knew was that I had  to make some lemonade out of these lemons fast. Real fast... My job was  trying to take my kids' 15 minutes and turn it into 30."
Jennfer goes on to completely lie to talk about how the family's reality shows are a hit because they are not edited:
"Not  only do we not have filters running through our brains, we don't edit  ourselves... The scene where [Kourtney's boyfriend] Scott [Disick] is  shoving money down the waiter's throat, that was hard to watch. But I  said: 'Leave it alone. Just show it. It'll be fine.' I've said that  every single time. And it's served me well from a business point of  view."
Actually offering up a hint of  truth for a change, Khloe goes on to admit that EVERYthing she and her  sisters do is in the name of publicity and advertising, saying: "These  shows are a 30-minute commercial."
And, sadly, that commercial is working wonders on the public. Consider these facts:
- Kim charges up to $25,000 to mention a brand or business in one of her Tweets.
 - Kourtney earned her $300,000 from Life & Style for posing with Mason, while Khloe earned the same figure by selling her wedding pics to OK! Weekly.
 
Will  morons who think Kim is actually their friend because she Tweets a shoe  recommendation ever catch on? Let's hope so. But, for now, more  Kardashian products are in the works. To wit: Kardashian Khaos will open  in Vegas this year, billed as a "celebrity destination store" that  sells family-related items.
Seriously, people, only YOU can put an end to this madness. Stop buying the family's BS, both literally and figuratively.









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